Because I would make a damn good hermit.
I like solitude. I like being alone. I like quiet. I like peace. I like doing not so much. I like pondering.
And living among others sometimes cramps my style.
I like my iPhone, though, and wasabi. Does that automatically kick me out of the hermit club?
Do I have to smell? Do I have to have dreds?
What about kettle corn? Do I have to give up kettle corn?
